Weed Hounds-Beach Bummed/Skating Away From The Cops
The beginning to Beach Bummed reminds me of that Silver Jews line "read the metro section, read the metro section..." it's just sort of the same pattern of notes or something. Skating Away From The Cops should have been the title theme to Pete and Pete. Best friend band. Purple vinyl on Iron Pier. Order it here. I think you can listen to it there for free as well.
Monday, July 19, 2010
reviews of things
obits free at a park in brooklyn-
july 18th 2010
Some fucking band played before Obits. I don't think Obits really wanted to be there. That's cool because I don't think I really wanted to be there. It sure was hot. A lot of people have tattoos. A lot of people have interesting clothes. People like beer. Concrete absorbs heat. A fella made fun of the sound and then Obits made fun of him. The sound could have used a bit of tweaking in all honesty. The band gave out supersoakers under the condition that no one would squirt them because they didn't feel like being squirted. They were squirted. My buddy Connor/Conor was able to get off work in time to catch a few Obits songs. They played I Can't Lose, which was fun to hear. I like Obits. The Murder City Devils played. Apparently they are back together again. People with tattoos are really excited about this. Their keyboard player smoked a lot of cigarettes. I think I knew more of the words to their songs than their lead singer did. I noticed this floppy kid flopping around on people's shoulders at one point during their set. I'm pretty sure he made out with a girl I dated once. That's cool. There was watermelon juice for sale, but it would have been better if there were watermelon shoes for sale. Connor/Conor is a great dude. People at his job don't tip him and they're dicks. These folks asked Darren and I if we were from Long Island because we were wearing shirts sold by Long Island bands. One of these folks had a Nirvana shirt on. I asked if she was from Seattle. She did not laugh. Vitamin Water were there being assholes. That fella from that Disnihil band was selling waters. Chris Enriquez sure knows everyone. The Murder City Devils covered The Birthday Party. I don't think they played that one song about forgetting things. Zico pomegranate flavored coconut water isn't very good. I know they call it an "ice cream headache," but I think I've only gotten the headache while eating slurpees and icee type things. Never from ice cream. Darren got me a vhs tape of Aerosmith making the video for Love in an Elevator. It's so fucked up.
july 18th 2010
Some fucking band played before Obits. I don't think Obits really wanted to be there. That's cool because I don't think I really wanted to be there. It sure was hot. A lot of people have tattoos. A lot of people have interesting clothes. People like beer. Concrete absorbs heat. A fella made fun of the sound and then Obits made fun of him. The sound could have used a bit of tweaking in all honesty. The band gave out supersoakers under the condition that no one would squirt them because they didn't feel like being squirted. They were squirted. My buddy Connor/Conor was able to get off work in time to catch a few Obits songs. They played I Can't Lose, which was fun to hear. I like Obits. The Murder City Devils played. Apparently they are back together again. People with tattoos are really excited about this. Their keyboard player smoked a lot of cigarettes. I think I knew more of the words to their songs than their lead singer did. I noticed this floppy kid flopping around on people's shoulders at one point during their set. I'm pretty sure he made out with a girl I dated once. That's cool. There was watermelon juice for sale, but it would have been better if there were watermelon shoes for sale. Connor/Conor is a great dude. People at his job don't tip him and they're dicks. These folks asked Darren and I if we were from Long Island because we were wearing shirts sold by Long Island bands. One of these folks had a Nirvana shirt on. I asked if she was from Seattle. She did not laugh. Vitamin Water were there being assholes. That fella from that Disnihil band was selling waters. Chris Enriquez sure knows everyone. The Murder City Devils covered The Birthday Party. I don't think they played that one song about forgetting things. Zico pomegranate flavored coconut water isn't very good. I know they call it an "ice cream headache," but I think I've only gotten the headache while eating slurpees and icee type things. Never from ice cream. Darren got me a vhs tape of Aerosmith making the video for Love in an Elevator. It's so fucked up.
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
word games
shaving all my love for you
shaved (a bunch)
shaved by zero
somebody shave me
shave this for davis
someone shaved my life tonight
casshavetes
jennifer shave me
shave your generation
don't shave us from the flames
operation lifeshaver
shave yourself (a bunch)
get shaved
the sea and the lifeshaver
getting shaved
shave me (a bunch)
shaves the day
shave the life of my child
shave the last dance for me
shave the shave-ables
let's shave tony orlando's house
shave me shave me
god, shave the queen
shave it for me
shave the country
shave your kisses for me
the love you shave
shave your heart for me
shave the bones for henry jones (cause he don't eat no meat)
shave your sugar for me
shave the best for last
you shaved my soul
i'm shaving my love
thanks for shaving my life
shaved (a bunch)
shaved by zero
somebody shave me
shave this for davis
someone shaved my life tonight
casshavetes
jennifer shave me
shave your generation
don't shave us from the flames
operation lifeshaver
shave yourself (a bunch)
get shaved
the sea and the lifeshaver
getting shaved
shave me (a bunch)
shaves the day
shave the life of my child
shave the last dance for me
shave the shave-ables
let's shave tony orlando's house
shave me shave me
god, shave the queen
shave it for me
shave the country
shave your kisses for me
the love you shave
shave your heart for me
shave the bones for henry jones (cause he don't eat no meat)
shave your sugar for me
shave the best for last
you shaved my soul
i'm shaving my love
thanks for shaving my life
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
letters that are fun to imagine existing
Dear Phil Lynott,
So you're busting out. Tonight there is going to be a jail break. You don't exactly specify where this jail break is going to happen, but I've put my deduction skills to work and can only conclude that it's going to happen at the jail. Also, if there are going to be searchlights on your tail you might not want to stop to hit on any good looking females in the area. You're racing towards freedom, not trying to catch the clap. Maybe your pursuit of the clap is the only true freedom. I don't know anymore.
Sincerely,
Confused in County Killkenny
So you're busting out. Tonight there is going to be a jail break. You don't exactly specify where this jail break is going to happen, but I've put my deduction skills to work and can only conclude that it's going to happen at the jail. Also, if there are going to be searchlights on your tail you might not want to stop to hit on any good looking females in the area. You're racing towards freedom, not trying to catch the clap. Maybe your pursuit of the clap is the only true freedom. I don't know anymore.
Sincerely,
Confused in County Killkenny
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
encyclopedia
Archie Bell and the Drells-More people should do the "Tighten Up"
William Bell-Motown was Stax for chumps.
Bell Biv Devoe-provocative pop pump.
Regina Belle-Grammys for Disney movie songs don't count.
Belle and Sebastian-I was the first person to ever listen to this band in college.
Jesse Belvin-Three dots and a dash is a great name for a band.
Belly-Throwing Muses were better.
Pat Benatar-The only person to ever survive Lindenhurst.
Tony Bennett-People at karaoke bars think they're him. They're probably right.
George Benson-He worked with cool folks, but I think he sucks.
Brook Benton-David Ruffin sung Rainy Night in Georgia better than him.
Berlin-That song about sex was pretty fucked up. The Metro still rules.
Chuck Berry-His cousin turned him onto this new sound he'd been looking for.
The B-52's-Fred Schneider buys light bulbs at Ikea. Anyone who plays the radio edit of Love Shack without the extended "Bang bang bang on the door" part is a chump.
Big Audio Dynamite-Mick Jones caught chicken pox from his daughter.
Big Black-Shellac is the best band Albini's done.
The Big Bopper-Lady Gaga's going to cover "The Purple People Eater Meets the Witch-Doctor." It's gonna suck.
Big Brother and the Holding Company-They played shows in the 90's. Imagine that shit. Just think about that happening. People paying money for it and shit. Jeez.
William Bell-Motown was Stax for chumps.
Bell Biv Devoe-provocative pop pump.
Regina Belle-Grammys for Disney movie songs don't count.
Belle and Sebastian-I was the first person to ever listen to this band in college.
Jesse Belvin-Three dots and a dash is a great name for a band.
Belly-Throwing Muses were better.
Pat Benatar-The only person to ever survive Lindenhurst.
Tony Bennett-People at karaoke bars think they're him. They're probably right.
George Benson-He worked with cool folks, but I think he sucks.
Brook Benton-David Ruffin sung Rainy Night in Georgia better than him.
Berlin-That song about sex was pretty fucked up. The Metro still rules.
Chuck Berry-His cousin turned him onto this new sound he'd been looking for.
The B-52's-Fred Schneider buys light bulbs at Ikea. Anyone who plays the radio edit of Love Shack without the extended "Bang bang bang on the door" part is a chump.
Big Audio Dynamite-Mick Jones caught chicken pox from his daughter.
Big Black-Shellac is the best band Albini's done.
The Big Bopper-Lady Gaga's going to cover "The Purple People Eater Meets the Witch-Doctor." It's gonna suck.
Big Brother and the Holding Company-They played shows in the 90's. Imagine that shit. Just think about that happening. People paying money for it and shit. Jeez.
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