Saturday, December 19, 2009

letters that are fun to imagine existing

Dear Ghostface,

Is there a specific reason you've been performing the act of fellatio on the entire population of cities that resemble Waco, Texas? Wouldn't it make more sense to head straight to the horse's mouth on this one? Also, I've been taking this health class, and I think the negatives severely outweigh any positives you wish to gain in this endeavor. I only bring this up because I care.

Your pal,