Tuesday, March 30, 2010


Archie Bell and the Drells-More people should do the "Tighten Up"

William Bell-Motown was Stax for chumps.

Bell Biv Devoe-provocative pop pump.

Regina Belle-Grammys for Disney movie songs don't count.

Belle and Sebastian-I was the first person to ever listen to this band in college.

Jesse Belvin-Three dots and a dash is a great name for a band.

Belly-Throwing Muses were better.

Pat Benatar-The only person to ever survive Lindenhurst.

Tony Bennett-People at karaoke bars think they're him. They're probably right.

George Benson-He worked with cool folks, but I think he sucks.

Brook Benton-David Ruffin sung Rainy Night in Georgia better than him.

Berlin-That song about sex was pretty fucked up. The Metro still rules.

Chuck Berry-His cousin turned him onto this new sound he'd been looking for.

The B-52's-Fred Schneider buys light bulbs at Ikea. Anyone who plays the radio edit of Love Shack without the extended "Bang bang bang on the door" part is a chump.

Big Audio Dynamite-Mick Jones caught chicken pox from his daughter.

Big Black-Shellac is the best band Albini's done.

The Big Bopper-Lady Gaga's going to cover "The Purple People Eater Meets the Witch-Doctor." It's gonna suck.

Big Brother and the Holding Company-They played shows in the 90's. Imagine that shit. Just think about that happening. People paying money for it and shit. Jeez.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Everything Sucks' record is out. It's called "The Taxes in Texas."
Check it out.