Archie Bell and the Drells-More people should do the "Tighten Up"
William Bell-Motown was Stax for chumps.
Bell Biv Devoe-provocative pop pump.
Regina Belle-Grammys for Disney movie songs don't count.
Belle and Sebastian-I was the first person to ever listen to this band in college.
Jesse Belvin-Three dots and a dash is a great name for a band.
Belly-Throwing Muses were better.
Pat Benatar-The only person to ever survive Lindenhurst.
Tony Bennett-People at karaoke bars think they're him. They're probably right.
George Benson-He worked with cool folks, but I think he sucks.
Brook Benton-David Ruffin sung Rainy Night in Georgia better than him.
Berlin-That song about sex was pretty fucked up. The Metro still rules.
Chuck Berry-His cousin turned him onto this new sound he'd been looking for.
The B-52's-Fred Schneider buys light bulbs at Ikea. Anyone who plays the radio edit of Love Shack without the extended "Bang bang bang on the door" part is a chump.
Big Audio Dynamite-Mick Jones caught chicken pox from his daughter.
Big Black-Shellac is the best band Albini's done.
The Big Bopper-Lady Gaga's going to cover "The Purple People Eater Meets the Witch-Doctor." It's gonna suck.
Big Brother and the Holding Company-They played shows in the 90's. Imagine that shit. Just think about that happening. People paying money for it and shit. Jeez.