Tuesday, March 30, 2010


Archie Bell and the Drells-More people should do the "Tighten Up"

William Bell-Motown was Stax for chumps.

Bell Biv Devoe-provocative pop pump.

Regina Belle-Grammys for Disney movie songs don't count.

Belle and Sebastian-I was the first person to ever listen to this band in college.

Jesse Belvin-Three dots and a dash is a great name for a band.

Belly-Throwing Muses were better.

Pat Benatar-The only person to ever survive Lindenhurst.

Tony Bennett-People at karaoke bars think they're him. They're probably right.

George Benson-He worked with cool folks, but I think he sucks.

Brook Benton-David Ruffin sung Rainy Night in Georgia better than him.

Berlin-That song about sex was pretty fucked up. The Metro still rules.

Chuck Berry-His cousin turned him onto this new sound he'd been looking for.

The B-52's-Fred Schneider buys light bulbs at Ikea. Anyone who plays the radio edit of Love Shack without the extended "Bang bang bang on the door" part is a chump.

Big Audio Dynamite-Mick Jones caught chicken pox from his daughter.

Big Black-Shellac is the best band Albini's done.

The Big Bopper-Lady Gaga's going to cover "The Purple People Eater Meets the Witch-Doctor." It's gonna suck.

Big Brother and the Holding Company-They played shows in the 90's. Imagine that shit. Just think about that happening. People paying money for it and shit. Jeez.

1 comment:

  1. "Chuck Berry-His cousin turned him onto this new sound he'd been looking for."