Tuesday, June 8, 2010

letters that are fun to imagine existing

Dear Phil Lynott,

So you're busting out. Tonight there is going to be a jail break. You don't exactly specify where this jail break is going to happen, but I've put my deduction skills to work and can only conclude that it's going to happen at the jail. Also, if there are going to be searchlights on your tail you might not want to stop to hit on any good looking females in the area. You're racing towards freedom, not trying to catch the clap. Maybe your pursuit of the clap is the only true freedom. I don't know anymore.

Confused in County Killkenny