Tuesday, September 14, 2010

letters that are fun to imagine existing

Dear Joey,

We're going to dispense with the pleasantries on this one...cutting right to the ol' chase here. We've done a lot of shit over the years. We've really messed some folks up. We're not exactly a publicist's dream. We have an agenda. We're sticking to it, come what may. We're up to our necks in bad vibes and jail time from things we've actually done. We don't need false accusations flying in our faces on top of everything else. We did not, nor will we ever try to take your baby away. It's not our damned fault your long haired buddy sweet talked your girlfriend. It's got nothing to do with us.

Sincerely,
The KKK

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