Thursday, September 10, 2009

if something was something else

If Tim Burton was a band, he'd be the Rolling Stones from two years ago. Yeah, it certainly meant something once, but seriously...go fuck yourself.

If Jim Carrey playing Ebeneezer Scrooge in a fake animation type movie thing where everything looks like a video game and sucks a lot was an amount of money it would be zero American dollars.

If Pissed Jeans were a dog they would be a decent dog.

If Dude Japan were a band for Halloween they would be Husker Du.

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